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Eileen Dougharty's avatar

Don't forget to bond with him at the gym, which is Gary code for "be in perfect shape". GARY IS NOT SKIPPING LEG DAY TO CHASE YOU, POTENTIAL MISTAKE.

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Jess Ellis's avatar

😂😂😂

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Carolyn Farrell's avatar

Thank you Jennie. Yet another angry man/child who is having a temper tantrum on a dating app.

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Jennie Young's avatar

Gary is having a mantrum. So sad.

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Lorraine's avatar

OMG! “Mantrum!” 🤣🤣

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Breaking Free from Narc Abuse's avatar

LOL. Wild how people tell on themselves. This screams, “I’m a controlling, know-it-all man!”

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Lisa's avatar

How to say “I’m not over the fact that my wife left me” without saying “I’m not over the fact that my wife left me”. I imagine Gary’s ex is very peaceful now.

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Lynn's avatar

Men on the apps seem to be doubling down on their egregious behavior in response to being called out in social and mainstream media.

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DB's avatar

I have noticed this trend as well. They are immune to improvement. It’s quite a disease.

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Lynn's avatar

The patriarchy will not go quietly.

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Leisa Hammett's avatar

BOOM!

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Ellen Mulligan's avatar

"But...but... I'm an attending PHYSICIAN!" says Gary. "All women want to date a DOCTOR, so nothing else I say should bother you."

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Jenni Bourke's avatar

Attending to his own fragile ego…

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Leslie Green's avatar

Poor, poor Gary. Gary, you get no grace. Especially regarding the difference in his posted and real age.

Why is it that probably every woman on dating apps knows how to change the age and men can't figure it out?

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Jennie Young's avatar

Right?? Almost seems like they're just lying. Hmmm . . . .

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Lorraine's avatar

You know how hard it is for men to find a “button!” 🤣🤣🤣

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Leslie Green's avatar

You are so right

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Leslie Ward's avatar

Who doesn’t love a good man tantrum?

All of us, that’s who 🤨

I’m pretty sure that Gary also thinks he’s a “good guy” because at least he is confessing up front in his profile that he is older than his stated age (THAT HE CHOSE).

Gary is a turd. Obviously 🙄

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Dawn Stevenson's avatar

Seen a lot of Gary’s out there lately. Lord help us! Haha. 🤣

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Ani Castillo's avatar

And let’s not ignore the “If more develops, fine” part 😆.

Like he’s gagging at the idea of having a relationship. But he’ll accept it with contempt and irritation.

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Krista's avatar

I wonder why Gary is so angry? Prob just mad at his ex and projecting.

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Kate Vieira's avatar

fabulous analysis!

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Liz Ferrilli Russey's avatar

Ugh, just ugh.

It’s seems like OLD is plentiful with Gary’s!

I’ve swiped left through the whole Bumble list of “matches” 😳

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Athena's avatar

B2B, Angry Gary ;)

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judy-b.'s avatar

Gary clearly went to the Grey's Anatomy school of medicine.

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Rachel Shubin's avatar

"Great relationships take time" - but apparently if you're Gary, even thirty-two years is not time enough.

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